once there were two noobs named Mario
and Luigi
, and they liked to hang out with their friends Stan
Kyle
Eric
Kenny
. what they did was chill out and get high
. they also liked playing on computers
. they all went to a party
and got drunk
. but there was a good band at the party
so they all began to dance
. after the party they went out to play basketbball
and found a homeless guy
taking a
. so they began to
at him and the hobo began to
. so the homeless guy pulled out his ak
and then mario kicked his ass
. so the cops came
and
started cappin' dem pigs. then they all ran off and met James
. james was a crackhead
and dressed like a tard
. BUT, they went to a porno movie
and then
popped up and started talking. they all freaked out
and ran out the theatre. so they turned on HBO and started watching Star Wars
. a few hours later mario and James got into a fight
. james got all fucked up
and sent to the hospitol. after the fight
all left and went home. so
started to
and began trippin' out
. finnaly they both went to sleep
and had a nice dream about a chinese dude
.
The End